The definition of an Aussie bloke.
I hate the new-age guys,
I'm a chouvanist,
I live on beer and pies.
Tried to tell ya,
But you look at me, like maybe,
I'm an angel underneath.
Haven't brushed my teeth!
Yesterday I lied.
But all my mates gave me a real good alibi,
Thanks guys.
I really went out drinkin',
I told you I was at work.
Don't ask me for commitment,
'Cause it's something I will shirk.
(1st Chorus)
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker,
And I really love ya knockers,
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all my pay!
Watchin' footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB!
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away.
Or take me as I am.
This may mean you'll
have to fetch another can.
Rest assured,
That if I start to make you breakfast,
I'm going to extremes.
but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,
and today won't mean a thing!
(2nd chorus)
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is my cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
When you think
You've got me figured out
The season's already changing
(from footy to cricket)
I think it's cool
When I act like a tool
And my mates try to shave me
I'm a bloke,
I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day,
I piss up all me pay
Watching footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer,
And get my smokes,
And go away
I'm a bloke
I'm a yobbo,
and me best mate's name is Robbo
Winfield is me cigarrete
I dress in flanellette
Shearer's singlet that is blue
Throw in a few tattoos,
You know you wouldn't
Want me any other way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pJ88yvXb_c&fmt=18