Dunny You Win The Game
Minecraft Username : Dunnybrusher Posts : 1195 Posting Points : 57440 Join date : 2009-01-24 Age : 28 Location : Australia
| Subject: Funny Quotes Mon May 10, 2010 4:49 am | |
| If you've found some really good quotes, post them here. Here's a bunch of motorsport quotes. - John Cleland wrote:
- The guy who designed that corner should be taken into a dark room and beaten
- Greg Rust wrote:
- It's a nuts time
- Neil Crompton wrote:
- It's a nothing-burger corner
- Martin Brundle wrote:
- And Pantano having an 'I'll go join that accident' moment
- Cam McConville wrote:
- Stone, motherless, last
- Martin Brundle also wrote:
- He needed a calendar to time his first sector
- Russell Ingall wrote:
- If it moves, try racing it. If it doesn't, try eating it
- Matt White wrote:
- I said do something special, not something stupid!
- Murray Walker wrote:
- Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is
- Murray Walker wrote:
- And that is Ralf Schumacher - son of Michael?
- Eddie Irvine wrote:
- Loads of overtaking is boring. You go fishing and you catch a fish every ten minutes and it's boring. But if you sit there all day, and you catch one mega fish, you come back with stories that you caught a fish this big (indicates a big fish), intead of this size (indicating a small fish)
- Jimmy Horton wrote:
- You know you're in trouble when the first person to get to you after a wreck is carrying a beer
Typical Aussie quote: - Dick Johnson wrote:
- The car is such a dog we should have tied it to the fence
- Jenson Button wrote:
- F1 won't change me
Five weeks later he dumped his girlfriend of five years and bought a Ferrari. - Murray Walker (after Derek Warwick crashed into a TV camera) wrote:
- He's broken our camera lens that'll be six grand please Derek!
And our net meeting on TS. - Dunnybrusher wrote:
- No, they're not my socks. I don't wear black socks. Now go away before Hitler rapes you
- Dunnybrusher wrote:
- Hit yourself over the head with it. I hit myself over the head with things and they work
- Dunnybrusher wrote:
- She won't shy me the bloody socks!
I forget the rest. Kwts or Oughton, please edit this post if you remember any. Random quotes. - Jeremy Clarkson wrote:
- Jesus drove a Honda. (John 13:49) "For I did not speak of my own Accord."
- Jeremy Clarkson wrote:
- America: A bunch of wankers living in a country with no word for wanker
- George Bush wrote:
- I hear these rumours on the internets
- A sign at Bubba Gump's wrote:
- Due to the recent financial situation, the light at the end of the tunnel has been temporarily switched off.
- Carl Barron wrote:
- The bad thing about going bald is people think you don't know it. "Oh really? I thought my head was getting bigger."
- James May wrote:
- You're wearing tights. I can't take lectures on physics from a man wearing tights. Figure skating, yes, but physics, no
Please post replies.
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kidwiththeshoes Cobra Commander
Posts : 2381 Posting Points : 58847 Join date : 2009-01-17 Age : 28 Location : On the Unternets, yes, the unternets
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon May 10, 2010 8:19 am | |
| Lmao. I'm posting a vid of the TS meeting . | |
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kidwiththeshoes Cobra Commander
Posts : 2381 Posting Points : 58847 Join date : 2009-01-17 Age : 28 Location : On the Unternets, yes, the unternets
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Mon May 10, 2010 12:51 pm | |
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Dunny You Win The Game
Minecraft Username : Dunnybrusher Posts : 1195 Posting Points : 57440 Join date : 2009-01-24 Age : 28 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Wed May 12, 2010 4:47 am | |
| :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D | |
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Dunny You Win The Game
Minecraft Username : Dunnybrusher Posts : 1195 Posting Points : 57440 Join date : 2009-01-24 Age : 28 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Thu May 13, 2010 5:09 am | |
| Bump. Actually, from now on, I'll just post new quotes as replies. Check out the motorsport ones | |
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Justin Angel Of Death
Posts : 1234 Posting Points : 57847 Join date : 2009-01-29 Age : 28 Location : Un-Funny Jokes.
| Subject: Re: Funny Quotes Sat May 15, 2010 9:16 pm | |
| - Dunnybrusher wrote:
- What aw Hawt Pawkets? We don't have Hawt Pawkets in Australia.
Edit: - Ronnie Darmis wrote:
- It doesn't fit, why doesn't it fit?
- Dunnybrusher wrote:
- That's what she said.
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